February 2012
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Constantly turned on. Not even funny.
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do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
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my mind: you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat.
me: I know
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My boobs hurt.
neverconsequence:
I love it when I have an orgasm.
H8 wen dat happenz.
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I just named my 2 child characters for in book.
I named them Jacob and Juliet after the two kids who made their first hardcore songs on youtube because Hayley posted one of ‘em on Facebook and I thought the names went well together…
Unfortunately now I need to call my children Jacob and Juliet… and I don’t even like the name Juliet all that much.
Lets all pool together money
castiel-counts-deans-freckles:
wannacumbermybatch:
and become a film company
hire our favorite actors
to just make out
that is it
that is the whole film
I actually thought of this the other day. I bet entire online fandom’s could pool together minor amounts of money and get enough to do stuff like this.
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imagine if mapcrunch could be played irl
consultingalchemist:
libraryghost:
there would just be thousands of us
wandering around in the woods
on mountains
crying
it actually can be played in real life
its called “going outside”
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I lost 3lbs in a week even though I still ate some chocolate. This pleases Gemma. If I carried on like that until summer then I’d lose like 4 and a half stone.
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nibberman:
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It’s a bit harsh giving you false hope :/
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friend: hey, do you wanna hang out?
me: that is impossible because I'm currently in zürich, switzerland trying to find an airport
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deansdickfreckles:
where are you taking those children
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Oh god I woke up at 9 without an alarm.
Even though I went to sleep at 5.
After one and a half hours of being awake I’ve only just begun resuming normal brain function… I think the plan for today is:
Ingest caffeine (unfortunately no milk and too tired to retrieve some and therefore diet energy drinks and pills shall have to do)
Remove shit from living room, put it back into the bedroom.
When complete, get in bed and...
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on my first day of work at mcdonalds a little girl came in with her dad and when i asked what she wanted she told me the party pack 50 piece chicken mcnugget and her dad was like no sweetheart you cant eat that much and she screamed YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY ABILITIES and then kicked her dad in the balls and he fell to the floor and she was only like 6 years old omg
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I delicately asked my 10 year old cousin if they...
She said they didn’t. But she does know the word “clit” now, so you know, time well spent education system.
Gr8 4 her.
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This is a status that someone posted on Facebook.
Omg ! After over 24 hours of belly ache. No sleep ,sickness and ______ running round for last few hours saying her bum hurt :-{ she has gave birth to a baby elephant lol. Thank god she has bin able to go we both mite get sum sleep tonite. .! ;-) x
Look at your status. Look at your choices. Realise that you just announced your daughter...
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